Cookie Policy

Last updated: 26 May 2026

This Cookie Policy explains how this website (“we”, “our”, or “us”) uses cookies and similar technologies when you visit or interact with our website.

Because apparently every website on Earth now needs tiny digital breadcrumbs to remember who you are. Humanity invented the internet and immediately decided it should track whether someone prefers dark mode.

What Are Cookies?

Cookies are small text files stored on your device when you visit a website. They help websites function properly, improve performance, remember preferences, and collect analytics data.

Cookies may be:

  • Session cookies: Deleted when you close your browser.
  • Persistent cookies: Remain on your device until they expire or are deleted.
  • First-party cookies: Set directly by our website.
  • Third-party cookies: Set by external services we use.

How We Use Cookies

Essential Cookies

These cookies are required for the website to function correctly. They may enable:

  • Page navigation
  • Security features
  • Form submissions
  • Login sessions
  • Shopping cart functionality

Without these cookies, parts of the website may not work properly.

Performance & Analytics Cookies

These cookies help us understand how visitors use the website by collecting anonymous information such as:

  • Pages visited
  • Time spent on pages
  • Device/browser type
  • Site performance metrics

This helps us improve the website instead of blindly throwing redesigns at problems like caffeinated raccoons with a Figma subscription.

Examples may include:

  • Google Analytics
  • Microsoft Clarity
  • Other analytics providers

Functional Cookies

These cookies remember your preferences and settings, such as:

  • Language preferences
  • Theme settings
  • Saved form data
  • Region selection

Marketing & Advertising Cookies

If enabled, these cookies may be used to:

  • Deliver relevant advertisements
  • Measure ad performance
  • Track interactions across websites
  • Build audience insights

Third-party advertising partners may place these cookies.

Third-Party Services

We may use trusted third-party services that set cookies on our behalf. These services may include:

  • Analytics providers
  • Payment gateways
  • Embedded media platforms
  • Social media integrations
  • Advertising networks

Managing Cookies

You can control or disable cookies through your browser settings.

Most browsers allow you to:

  • View stored cookies
  • Delete cookies
  • Block cookies entirely
  • Block cookies from specific websites
  • Clear cookies when closing the browser

Please note that disabling certain cookies may affect website functionality.

Cookie Consent

Where legally required, we will request your consent before using non-essential cookies.

You may withdraw or update your cookie preferences at any time through the cookie banner or browser settings.

Data Protection & Privacy

Any personal information collected through cookies is handled in accordance with our Privacy Policy and applicable data protection laws.

Depending on your location, this may include compliance with:

  • GDPR
  • UK GDPR
  • POPIA
  • CCPA/CPRA
  • Other applicable privacy regulations

Updates to This Policy

We may update this Cookie Policy from time to time to reflect changes in technology, legal requirements, or website functionality.

Updated versions will be posted on this page with a revised “Last updated” date.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Cookie Policy or our use of cookies, contact us at: