Terms and Conditions

Last updated: 26 May 2026

These Terms and Conditions (“Terms”) govern your use of this website (“we”, “us”, “our”).
By using this site, you agree to these Terms. If you don’t agree, kindly stop using the site.
That’s really the whole trick.

1. Use of the Website

You agree to use this website only for lawful purposes and in a way that doesn’t damage,
disable, or mess with its functionality.

You also agree not to:

  • Try to hack, reverse engineer, or break anything
  • Spam forms or abuse systems
  • Use the site for anything illegal or harmful
  • Act like a bot with no manners

2. Intellectual Property

Everything on this site (text, graphics, logos, design, code, etc.) belongs to us
or is licensed to us unless stated otherwise.

You may not copy, reproduce, or redistribute anything without permission.
Inspiration is fine. Theft is not.

3. User Content

If you submit content (like forms, messages, or uploads), you:

  • Confirm you own it or have permission to share it
  • Grant us permission to use it for operating the site
  • Agree it won’t be illegal, offensive, or harmful

We can remove content anytime if it causes problems or just feels off.

4. No Guarantees

This website is provided “as is”.

We do not guarantee:

  • That it will always be available
  • That it will be error-free
  • That everything will always work perfectly

Because, shockingly, software is still made by humans and humans are chaos in hoodies.

5. Limitation of Liability

We are not responsible for any loss, damage, or consequences resulting from your use
of this website.

If something goes wrong, the most we can offer is emotional sympathy and mild confusion.

6. Third-Party Links

This site may contain links to third-party websites.

We are not responsible for:

  • Their content
  • Their policies
  • Their security
  • Their questionable life choices

7. Privacy

Your use of this site may involve data collection as described in our Privacy Policy
and Cookie Policy.

We don’t sell your data to shady people. We’re not that interesting.

8. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms at any time.

If we do, continued use of the site means you accept the changes.
If you don’t like that, the exit is always available.

9. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by applicable laws of South Africa, unless otherwise required.

Because yes, even the internet still has to obey geography like it’s 1994.

10. Contact

If you have questions about these Terms, contact us: